oktober 01, 2007

As big as your head

This is it. We've hit pay dirt, ladies and gentlemen: the mushroom that hungry wanderers have fantisized about for generations. Most hunter-gatherers will go to their graves only dreaming of a catch like this. Food to feed an entire platoon of starving soldiers. The king of the forest. The highly sought after 'karljohansvamp', also known as porcini. Wickipedia says: "The scientific name, Boletus, from the Latin stem bolet-, meaning "superior mushroom" and edulis, meaning edible, explains the species' culinary qualities." Thank you Wikipedia; you've said it well. And what a specimen it was.
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After using a Caterpillar bulldozer and our chain saws to tear the karljohan from the earth, we split it open with a mighty ax and found kilos of fresh untouched meat. Not as single grub (or moose) had made it's home in our treasure.
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The strongest (and cutest) soldier amongst us hauled the fallen beast to the slaughter using our most formidable wicker basket.
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We prepared it over an open fire using the traditions handed down through the generations (and butter, salt & pepper).
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Finally, fresh hot mushroom sandwiches for all the hungry, wet troops.
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Posted by leo at oktober 1, 2007 02:21 EM
Comments

Lets go back to the frist picture please.Title as big as your head. The muchroom is on the RIGHT ????

Posted by: U.S.A. ALEX at oktober 4, 2007 09:29 FM

Goddamn! That's one big mother of a Karl-Johan! and not a wormhole in it... Nice find!

Posted by: Jonas at oktober 4, 2007 09:02 EM

Look Alex, you don't need to go makin no stinkin comments just cause there's an ocean between us and I can't go back there and kick yer ass. (I'm just grumpy because I haven't had a garlic bagel in 9 weeks).

Posted by: Leo at oktober 6, 2007 12:18 EM

AIT NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH, AIT NO RIVER WIDE ENOUGH,FOR ME TO GET TO YOU. Hey,I think I`ll write a song........LOVE YOU MAN !!!! MISS YOU !!!

Posted by: U.S.A. ALEX at oktober 8, 2007 08:04 FM