With thighs like that, who could resist?

Things I heard said in Pittsburgh this week:
- Jerimiah, stop peeing in the bath tub!
- Uncle Leo watch this Uncle Leo watch this Uncle Leo watch this Uncle Leo watch this
- I'm really good at soccer cause I have a really good back hand.
- The car is crying cause it's raining.
- Uncle leo, be very careful not to twist you.
- I'm big so I can climb through the window.
- Books can't be sad cause they dont have mouths.
- If I plant this leaf will it become a rhubarb?
- Mom, tell my foot, not me.
Mom, tell my foot, not me. Best...line...ever.
Posted by: Erin King at augusti 22, 2009 10:36 FMSaid in response to me telling her not to kick something. Along the same lines she also told me this week to tell her hand not her about ripping books. She should be a politician, she has already mastered the skill of not taking responsibility for anything.
Posted by: Denise at augusti 22, 2009 09:00 EMIt won't be long before she comes out with: "It depends what the meaning of the word 'is' is."
Posted by: Uncle Leo at augusti 24, 2009 04:43 FM